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| Super Hero Name: | Your Mom |
| Affiliation: | Hero |
| Secret Identity: | Jon Friedland |
| Place of Origin: | Baltimore, MD |
| Super Powers: | P.M.S. |
| Weapons: | Guilt |
| Headquarters: | Yo Mamma's house |
| Weakness: | Disappointment |
| Arch Enemy: | Goyim |
| Sidekick
(If applicable): |
Yo Poppa |
| Motto: | "You never call me!" |
| Battle Cry: | "Oye!" |
| Pets: | Yorkie |
| Allergies: | Non-kosher food |
| Favorite Backstreet Boy: |
I love Tai!!! |
| Additional Comments: | Your Mom is so nasty, when you say you're hungry for crabs she spreads her legs. |