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Owl Cappone!

Super Hero Name: Owl Cappone
Affiliation: Villains
Secret Identity: Eric V. Kennedy
Place of Origin: Brooklyn's Upper West Side 
Super Powers: Can stay awake during the night 
Weapons: A fuckin' mean Tommy Gun that doubles as a nesting area. 
Headquarters: A large oak tree in central park 
Weakness: Sunlight 
Arch Enemy: Birdman of Alcatraz 
Sidekick
(If applicable):
None Needed 
Motto: "Kill when the sun has set!!!" 
Battle Cry: "Watch me peck your eyes out!!" 
Pets: 2 pigeons and a temite named stale 
Allergies: Ragweed 
Favorite Backstreet Boy: Howie D!! Tai! AJ! Nick! Kevin! Brian!
I love All of them!!!
Additional Comments: "I live to rain bullets at my weak slumbering enemies. I have an over-active sex drive and use my beak for obvious sexual advantages." 


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